▽ STARTING BOOT SEQUENCE... RUNNING
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├ ✓ INITIALIZING OPERATING SYSTEM... COMPLETE
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⎪ ⅹ RUNNING SYSTEM SCAN... FAILURE
├⸻ ⅹ RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS... FAILURE
├⸻ ⅹ SCANNING MEMORY BANKS... MEMORY CORRUPT
├⸻ ⅹ ATTEMPTING RECOVERY... FAILURE
├⸻ ✓ ERASING CORRUPT BLOCKS... SUCCESS
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▽ RESUMING BOOT SEQUENCE... RUNNING
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├ ✓ SPAWNING SUB-ROUTINES... COMPLETE
├ ✓ POWERING UP AUXILIARIES... COMPLETE
├ ✓ POWERING UP MAIN SYSTEMS... COMPLETE
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▽ BOOT SEQUENCE... COMPLETE
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Ω LOAD PROGRAM "L.A.R.S."... READY
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├ ∞ EXECUTE

A Blast from the Past

I need your clothes, your boots and your... goat,

deadpanned Lars at the startled group of young Goblin delinquents.